links for 2007-01-20
January 19, 2007 by justin
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When Microsoft rolled out the term “squirting” for wifi sharing between Zunes, I started calling it the Dirty Sanchez. Now, it looks like it’s not even that. It’s a constipated Dirty Sanchez. The metaphor could continue, but I think you’ve got the idea.
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“I, however, am a fucking ninja for snow driving. I grew up in Idaho, motherfucker! I took driver’s ed in eight inches of snow. How do I know it was eight inches of snow? I measured it with my dick. RAR!”