I hate popcorn
September 5, 2007 by oldmancoyote
Seriously, I hate the smell and I never eat it at the movies or as a snack at home. And if my roommates warm up a bag of instant popcorn in the microwave, without warning me, and that smell wafts its way to me on the couch, it pisses me off. Some people just say I am overreacting, I don’t know what I am talking about, and popcorn is awesome.
Well, enjoy your lung cancer, motherf-ckers!
UPDATE: Fixed link.
UPDATE 2: Let this be a lesson to me for linking to an AP story through the L.A. Times. Apparently, they use the same link for whatever they feel is the current top AP story. So the article kept changing since I first posted to it. So I found something else which related and avoided the L.A. Times AP link altogether.
Did I miss something? That story was interesting, but it was about rating healthy food in grocery stores. Where did it mention popcorn or lung cancer?
Not only am I confused, but now I also want popcorn.
oops. fixed the link…
um, now it’s a link about teen suicide.
are you on to the great grocery store health food / popcorn / teen suicide / lung cancer conspiracy?
Ackth! [The sound of the fakobutteryflavored popcorn attaching itself to my uvula and slowly being inhaled into my lungs]