Via Asapacker, a twist on some old racist/sexist jokes:
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor’s office wearing a suit. The doctor asks, “Why are you wearing a suit?”
The black man replies, “I just got back from a funeral.”
A guy walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
What’s worse then finding a worm in your apple?
What’s sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new house?
Well, it’s really nice.
A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. “I’ll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress,” she says.
“Come again?” asks the clerk, cupping his ear.
“I said I’LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS,” says the girl, this time louder.
What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand?
A dangerous situation that could soon turn tragic.
Four blondes are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says “Disneyworld: left,” so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.
Why don’t Polish girls swim in the sea?
The only sea that Poland borders is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.